Should the Mariners sign Barry Bonds to DH?

all i'm gonna say is the mariners better do something and fast, this was a team with alot of hype going into spring training. Signings like silva and getting beddard were suppose to make this team a contender, now their not even close to pretending. Bonds in the lineup couldn't hurt, i mean your going to get him dirt cheap anyways, if it don;t work out cut him and send him on his way. He cant possibly make em any worse.